That White Bitch A Puerto Rican lady in a van called me a white bitch once.Nicole JamesNew York, New YorkEmailTwitterFacebookPortfolioAskHow Did You Get That Job? var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-36939299-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @thatwhitebitch)http://thatwhitebitch.com/<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A3pOxPpj3JhsmRAlaMrrxSy&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Late teens/early 20-somethings of the world: If you’re not playing this song loud and on repeat after some idiot breaks your heart, you’re doing it wrong. </p> <p>“MY FEEL FOR YOU, BOY, IS DECAYING IN FRONT OF ME LIKE THE CARRION OF A MURDERED PREY.” <em>Le best.</em></p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53387837160http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53387837160Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:49:27 -0400<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F78864411&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Giraffage</strong> | All That Matters</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53286112277http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53286112277Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:53:10 -0400girrafage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff738208b3e5d7c357a6248d4ce87ea4/tumblr_mokiulCmDT1qzbvz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today was my first day back shooting our goofy work videos after my vacay and some scheduling nontroversies. And lookee here, looks like mama’s got herself her first YouTube fan! You know what they say: First, it’s your first YouTube fan, next, you’re the guest bartender on “Watch What Happens Live.” CALL ME ANDY</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53247386579http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53247386579Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:56:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b353c5287333e6afdcee556d5e149c7/tumblr_mok0nxBBhC1qzbvz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>All the Places Kanye Busts a Nut on <em>Yeezus</em></strong></p> <ul><li><strong>A mouth:</strong> “<span>That when David Grutman kicked her out/ </span><span>But I got her back in and put my dick in her mouth” - <em>On Site</em></span></li> <li><strong>A blouse in the Hamptons:</strong> “<span>Fuck you and your Hampton house/ </span><span>I’ll fuck your Hampton spouse/ </span><span>Came on her Hampton blouse/ </span><span>And in her Hampton mouth” - <em>New Slaves</em></span></li> <li><strong>A mouth in the Hamptons:</strong> ”<span>Fuck you and your Hampton house/ </span><span>I’ll fuck your Hampton spouse/ </span><span>Came on her Hampton blouse/ </span><span>And in her Hampton mouth” - <em>New Slaves</em></span></li> <li><span><strong>Not a mink:</strong> “</span>I wanna fuck you hard on the sink/ After that, give you something to drink/ Step back, can’t get spunk on the mink” -<em> Bound 2</em></li> </ul>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53219128487http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53219128487Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:23:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/986885912e56b04475dbc56e0a00ec02/tumblr_mojikyWYEa1qzbvz5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I see you’ve hired some gays, Taylor Swift.</p> <p><img alt="" height="200" src="http://clutch.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/clutch/2012/04/tumblr_m1u6xxX9b31r7qh7w.gif" width="200"/></p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53194491191http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53194491191Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:53:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9354a3a127389ff114687710a22bb239/tumblr_mocf3zdLdc1rjzld3o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howdidyougetthatjob.co/post/53192604100/nate-ruess-fun" target="_blank">howdidyougetthatjob</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3>Nate Ruess<br/>Singer/Songwriter, Fun.</h3> <p><strong>“Jay-Z shook my hand once.”</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Uhhhh, Nate fucking Ruess did my blog! Yeah, the guy in Fun. His answers are really thoughtful and fun(ny). Also, it was at a Cold Stone Creamery in “some shitty part of Phoenix” where he decided he’d never have another “real job” again.</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53193388663http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/53193388663Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:28:07 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/thatwhitebitch/52976788452/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_52976788452" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="266" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I just learned about a Tinto de Verano (red wine + Sprite or 7-Up or Pellgrino… i.e. cheap sangria) so I made you a tutorial on how to make one!</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52976788452http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52976788452Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:18:00 -0400winetutorialhow totinto de veranodrunkdrunk blogging<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_52956016656" src="http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52956016656/audio_player_iframe/thatwhitebitch/tumblr_moe6e2bFxg1qd2nkl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthatwhitebitch%2F52956016656%2Ftumblr_moe6e2bFxg1qd2nkl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Kanye West</strong> | New Slaves</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52956016656http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52956016656Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:01:44 -0400Subject line: Intervention - last five episodes - ever Body: &#8220;Final Five Episodes Begin...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52874747018http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52874747018Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:23:02 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j6bo-ygvgXc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Exciting news, placentas! My BFF Ted is MOVING TO NEW YORK CITY JULY 1. We made this video a long time ago in Chicago when we both lived there. Maybe we’ll make more of these now that we’ll be reunited and it feels so good.</p> <p>I love you, Ted!</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52810822517http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52810822517Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:04:52 -0400I can&#8217;t get enough of the coverage of NSA leaker Edward Snowden and his girlfriend, Lindsay...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52797561737http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52797561737Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:43:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_52751865082" src="http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52751865082/audio_player_iframe/thatwhitebitch/tumblr_mo993zt0ZR1qzbvz5?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthatwhitebitch%2F52751865082%2Ftumblr_mo993zt0ZR1qzbvz5" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52751865082http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52751865082Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:52:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f193de9f342d484415303656c93b7a88/tumblr_mntyotI1jp1rjzld3o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howdidyougetthatjob.co/post/52707001380/melissa-bounty-choose-your-own-adventure" target="_blank">howdidyougetthatjob</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3><strong>Melissa Bounty<br/> Associate Publisher, Choose Your Own Adventure Books</strong></h3> <p><strong>“Turn to page 17 if you want to follow the elf with the pick-axe onto the hot air balloon.”</strong></p> <p><em>Being able to tell people you work for the <a href="http://www.cyoa.com/" target="_blank">Choose Your Own Adventure</a> books, the popular children’s game books where the reader determines the main character’s outcome, is like telling people you’re an astronaut — it’s so effing cool! Associate Publisher Melissa Bounty knows that, which is why she always kept her eye on the prize. When the children’s books came back into print in 2005, the recent BFA grad wanted in. Melissa answered an ad to be an Office Manager with Choose Your Own Adventure, and eight years later, she’s now the Associate Publisher. In other words, she turned to page 21 and chose the path of persistence. (Bad joke. Sorry, had to.)</em></p> </blockquote> <p>SUPER FUCKING EXCITING POST on <a href="http://howdidyougetthatjob.co/" target="_blank">my side blog</a>, y’all. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!!!!!!</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52707598955http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52707598955Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:04:17 -0400Can now check &#8220;joke about Justin Bieber during rectal exam&#8221; off my bucket list.  (I am...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52644309489http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52644309489Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:06:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26cd6f202547568c827fde6d02816bd6/tumblr_mo3uphtNWX1qzbvz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is where I am right now.</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52510884247http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52510884247Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:53:41 -0400Canadian instigative journalist alleges that Conservative party is trying to kill him; gives...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52403969212http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52403969212Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:49:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02429eb5b98b98e048324bbf4f05fed4/tumblr_mo1fs12dFc1qzbvz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Serving Nefertiti realness in my visitor pass. (My head perfectly aligned with the lobby chandelier.)</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52398744239http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52398744239Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:36:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ec975a14196e0ae655ba2309100127c/tumblr_mnzujgXg111qbjz0go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greatestgeneration.tumblr.com/post/52348648616/6-6-43-paul-newman-enlists-in-the-us-navy-at-17" target="_blank"><br/>greatestgeneration</a>:</p> <p>6/6/43 - Paul Newman enlists in the US Navy at 17. He initially trains to be a pilot, but is kicked out of the program for color blindness.</p> </blockquote>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52398463133http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52398463133Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:32:01 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NO8EOloKcDI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Never mind your mailman or the garbage man or the bike delivery guy who just delivered my lunch — Miley Cyrus is actually “the hardest working person you will ever know.”</p> <p>Nope. No tolerance for this.</p> <p><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stop.gif"/></p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52240111355http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52240111355Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:49:52 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7giiXmaMXss?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Three million views. Three million.</p> <p>What even.</p> <p><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nonsense.gif"/></p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52162407881http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/52162407881Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:30:15 -0400