That White Bitch A Puerto Rican lady in a van called me a white bitch once.Nicole JamesNew York, New YorkEmailTwitterFacebookPortfolioAsk(Sometimes I write about makeup, too.) var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9964632-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @thatwhitebitch)http://thatwhitebitch.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzth1bP8kC1qzbvz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ted and I are going to The Maury Show next weekend.</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/18093502292http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/18093502292Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:55:59 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/18091971762/tumblr_lzte8dWu8d1qf2o0e&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Ed Sheeran</strong> | Drunk</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/18091971762http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/18091971762Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:31:15 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/18040651274/tumblr_lzrrn5RR8m1qzbvz5&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/18040651274http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/18040651274Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:49:53 -0600Ted: this is good [link to Brandon Flowers video] Nicole: HE IS SO FUCKING HOT Ted: yes Nicole: u...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17778929305http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17778929305Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:19:42 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhiy6Nyv11qbad5jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SO MANY THINGS…</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17708439850http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17708439850Thu, 16 Feb 2012 06:26:23 -0600<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgce8N9fs1qd3i6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17670142424http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17670142424Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:47:42 -0600“Every man who likes jazz is psychotic.” - Thinking about releasing a book full of...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17665974100http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17665974100Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:12:00 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzejdcs2VY1qzbvz5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Valentine’s flowers!!!</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17620226373http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17620226373Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:22:24 -0600One quirk/mental problem about me is that I saw a psychic on Michigan Avenue in Chicago in 2006 and...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17580162247http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17580162247Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:45:00 -0600<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8xyeAJaF1qzbvz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a photo of the hips and thighs that have consumed so much of my mental energy during much of my existence on this planet. (Yes, that is the Fila “F.” Those pants were on sale!) These hips and thighs have never done anything offensive to me. They’ve never betrayed me. They’ve never been broken or diseased or weak. But I have waged the most ruthless war on them over the past 10 years, and I think I’m ready to put it to bed.</p> <p>I was a chubby teenager and I didn’t even know that until recently when I saw old photos of myself that my dad brought home from his cubicle after he retired. At that age, I had no relationship with my body whatsoever. As far as I was concerned, I didn’t even have one.</p> <p>My mom said she never said anything to me about my weight because she never wanted to ever make me feel like my weight should have something to do with my self-worth. And despite this wonderful decision she made, I still managed, like literally every girlfriend of mine, to find enough room in my life — in my educated, first-world life — for an extreme body hatred phase.</p> <p>I lost about 10 or 15 pounds between sophomore and junior year in college because I was trying to work through the idea that my first boyfriend, the person I lost my virginity to, cheated on me repeatedly. I wasn’t even trying to lose weight, I was trying to not be angry. When I returned to school, I received more compliments than I ever have in my entire life. I took speed-like diet pills, ate very little food, and ran for an hour every day senior year of college. I rang in my 21st birthday weighing 108 pounds and I was so proud of that. It was miserable and very difficult trying to get as skinny as possible.</p> <p>How rude it is, to be born with this beautiful, healthy, functioning human body, and to repeatedly and obsessively reject this privilege.</p> <p>I’m 28 years old and I think I’m just now learning to look in the mirror and look at the entire image. I don’t look at my face and then at my thighs and then at my collarbone and then at my arms and then at my hair and then back at my thighs over and over and over — I see an entire human being. I see the way all my parts move together, and it looks pretty good to me.</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17444509791http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17444509791Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:56:27 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17412894567/tumblr_lz7sgrBSSP1qzbvz5&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>Here are some comments that were left on MTV’s Facebook under the photo they posted of Beyonce and her daughter.</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17412894567http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17412894567Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:55:00 -0600“Hi Nikki, haven’t g-mailed you since last year, the radio told me there is a rat...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17390344431http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17390344431Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:39:47 -0600 The girl I remember most from junior high for the open faced period underwear I found in her room...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17377646382http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17377646382Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:45:42 -0600 I mean, saw this in real time when this show aired but this is the first time seeing this GIF and...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17326253316http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17326253316Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:46:00 -0600put it in me1. Okay, this girl in Alaska is missing. Not trying to be insensitive, I hope the family finds her...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17211024219http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/17211024219Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:25:00 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2uYs0gJD-LE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>M.I.A. is so fucking cool.</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16984596822http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16984596822Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:14:29 -0600MTV Buzzworthy is looking for a P.A.: It’s permalance, so that kinda blows, but it’s ~a...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16983692318http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16983692318Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:51:00 -0600Like I’ve said before, I don’t consider myself a writer. I feel like I’m more of a...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16904814534http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16904814534Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:04:00 -0600You answered your question, sister: You don’t want to be with him anymore. What you need to...http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16903575592http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16903575592Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:42:24 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyojeuHkCf1qzbvz5o1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR MEN:</strong></p> <p>Why do you hate buns/top knots so much?</p>http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16831369458http://thatwhitebitch.com/post/16831369458Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:25:00 -0600