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Had an absolutely bonkers but incredibly sweet bartender lady...

Mon, 28 May 2012 10:35:16 -0500

Had an absolutely bonkers but incredibly sweet bartender lady last night. We closed the bar down ordering pitcher after pitcher so at one point we asked the bartender to come sit with us. She did and she immediately launched into a heated soliloquy about a pamphlet. This pamphlet was left on her kitchen table by her boyfriend and it was an informational pamphlet about schizo affective disorder. The bartender lady’s main gripe was that the drawing in the pamphlet that was supposed to represent a person with schizo affective disorder was an image of a smiling cartoon with two thought bubbles: a tombstone and a spaceship. The woman explained how she didn’t think her boyfriend had any of the symptoms of schizo affective disorder, having no idea that her boyfriend probably left the pamphlet out for her. Anyway, she drew us a picture of the image in the pamphlet.

I went to a music festival this weekend for work and we interviewed Trace Cyrus (formerly of Metro...

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:54:06 -0500

I went to a music festival this weekend for work and we interviewed Trace Cyrus (formerly of Metro...

Wiz Khalifa | Work Hard Play Hard

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:47:45 -0500

Wiz Khalifa | Work Hard Play Hard

OMFG I found my old MySpace page. I was so cool.

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:21:31 -0500

OMFG I found my old MySpace page. I was so cool.

Here is a photo of Ted holding a koala.

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:35:25 -0500

Here is a photo of Ted holding a koala.

OMG look at South Carolina’s state flag WTF

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:18:00 -0500

OMG look at South Carolina’s state flag WTF

Have you ever let a boyfriend take naked pictures of you?

Thu, 17 May 2012 17:34:25 -0500

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. If nudity is involved anywhere in the photo, do not include the face. Or...

Photo

Wed, 16 May 2012 18:17:12 -0500

OMGGGGGG my rad co-worker Chrissy started this really rad nail...

Wed, 16 May 2012 15:52:00 -0500

OMGGGGGG my rad co-worker Chrissy started this really rad nail decal company, Rad Nails. She made one set that is going to make her super rich: the “HOT MAN-ICURE,” featuring all y’all’s fave: Ryan Gosling. R. Gos up on your digits!!!!!

Chrissy sits behind me but she’ll probably be gone soon after she gets rich and famous and goes on tour with Rihanna. Buy Rad Nails here.

(P.S. I’ve seen ‘em in person and they’re legit!)

Everything went wrong today. Work was a suicide zone, the place I went to for a haircut didn’t...

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:47:00 -0500

Everything went wrong today. Work was a suicide zone, the place I went to for a haircut didn’t...

thedailywhat: Life-Altering Undergarment of the Day: With a...

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:45:17 -0500

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Undergarment of the Day: With a smart-yet-simple solution to the dreaded cameltoe, an inventor named Shannon just might have positioned herself to take over the lucrative underwear industry — her new Camelflage panty promises to “smooth out women’s Labia Majora all over the world!!”

It all started one day in yoga class:

Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check out my yoga poses, and something else… the dreaded… “cameltoe.” That’s where the idea for Camelflage was conceived. I looked at department stores, online for a solution for this problem. There was nothing. There were blogs and YouTube videos posted of women complaining about the same problem “cameltoe,” and how embarrassing it was for them. They were needing a solution too. So, I designed a patent pending women’s panty that has a built in flexible, breathable, insert to smooth out her “Labia Majora” AKA “cameltoe.” Covering the insert is a Sportek wicking fabric that pulls moisture away from your body and keeps you dry.

Available in thongs or briefs.

[laughingsquid]

Yes, please. Keep transforming women into inanimate objects.

Is camel toe REALLY that big of an issue? Maybe don’t wax every last fucking pubic hair follicle and then your pants won’t crawl up into your vagina.

I just don’t know what the point of all of it is...

Mon, 14 May 2012 22:57:59 -0500

I just don’t know what the point of all of it is sometimes. This is a real show. God dammit, will I ever get rich?

I promise I won’t become less funny. Also, I’m...

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:17:55 -0500

I promise I won’t become less funny. Also, I’m wincing. Because LOL.

I’m interviewing Usher on Monday. Do you know that...

Fri, 11 May 2012 17:07:45 -0500

I’m interviewing Usher on Monday.

Do you know that Usher’s songs are literally the only songs I never skip on my iPod when it’s on shuffle? Do you know how much I love Usher? Do you know that I made a drunk vlog once and make the soundtrack Usher’s “Bad Girl”? Do you think he’ll ask me to marry him?

Azealia Banks | Jumanji Never change, Azealia. Never release a...

Fri, 11 May 2012 14:25:28 -0500

Azealia Banks | Jumanji

Never change, Azealia. Never release a pop record. Release a fucking rap record.

Always. So good.

Thu, 10 May 2012 15:28:28 -0500

Always. So good.

harrison ford is fucking nutslike, he has a hoop earringand dates calista flockheart - poetry by...

Wed, 09 May 2012 14:08:14 -0500

harrison ford is fucking nutslike, he has a hoop earringand dates calista flockheart - poetry by...

The lead singer of Against Me!, Tom Gabel, is becoming a woman....

Tue, 08 May 2012 22:51:51 -0500

The lead singer of Against Me!, Tom Gabel, is becoming a woman. The dude is married to a woman and they have a kid and they’re going to try to work it out.

Whoa, bros. This is wild! Despite this being my number one fear behind being shot with a handgun (my husband deciding to live his life as a woman), I think this is cool that a man in his position is willing to share his journey with the public. But also, can we just pour some out real quick? Tom was a (male) hottie. :( Lucky for him, looks like his face can go either way. He’ll be a hot lady, too. Cuz what’s the point of becoming a lady if you can’t be a hot one? The hot ones get more free stuff!

Meek Mill feat. Drake & Jeremih | Amen

Tue, 08 May 2012 15:57:54 -0500

Meek Mill feat. Drake & Jeremih | Amen

Yo, women. I’m planning on writing a real deal article about Amazon Wish Lists. Do any of you...

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:34:04 -0500

Yo, women. I’m planning on writing a real deal article about Amazon Wish Lists. Do any of you...