This is not a humblebrag or actually any kind of brag at all, but when I was a wee teen dreaming of the world beyond the four sponge-painted walls of my bedroom in beigeville/Naperville, Illinois, I never would’ve thought a handful of years after the misery of being a teenager that I’d be canceling happy hour plans because I “have to interview Flo Rida.”
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