You know that post I just typed like 5 hours ago? I just went on a second date with a dude that:
- Does not have a Twitter
- Reads the newspaper
- Owns a sports jersey
- Doesn’t “get” Gmail
- Likes dogs
- Was in a fraternity
- Referred to his “buddies”
- Wore a button-down/cardigan combo
- Thinks I’m real weird
THE SECRET WORKS, Y’ALL.
LOL @ my life. And I can post this til the cows come home cuz he doesn’t even know how to visit a blog on a computer.