I used to have a big problem with brown-haired girls.  I was always losing my junior high crushes to fucking brown-haired girls.

Then I realized it’s not just me.  Every blonde girl dislikes brown-haired girls and every brunette doesn’t get the appeal of a blondie. This debate’s been going on for 50 years:  Marilyn versus Audrey.

There are, and always will be, two camps.  When it comes down to it, whether you admit it or not, you are one or the other.  You like one or the other.

You love one or the other.