Woman from restaurant I ordered from without talking to 1 human via the GrubHub app: Is this Nicole? Sorry, we got your order, we don’t have kale chips…
Me: Oh. What else do you have?
Restaurant lady: Well, if you want a vegetable we have sweet potato fries that are baked, we have peppers, we have broccoli—
Me: Ooh, I’ll take broccoli.
Restaurant lady: Okay, that works.
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Manhattan is a magical place.