Are Women with Short Hairstyles Less Attractive to Men? ELLE Investigates

My co-short-haired friend Caitlin and I discuss this shit all the time.  We emailed back and forth about this.  My opinion:

“You know what, fuck it.  I don’t give a fuck.  It’s about attitude.  Personally, I don’t like the cut on her.  Did you see the picture?  We’ve both pulled dudes after we’ve cut our hair.  That’s not the issue.  When I recently cut my hair super short, I DEFINITELY felt the lack of attention.  You know, you can tell when the boys are checking you out.  And like she said in the article, even the Mexicans weren’t looking.  Personally, I like my hair a little longer than it recently was.  I like when it’s a little messier and in the growing out phase.  When I feel my hair looks good, I feel good.  Bottom line.

The problem is guys are fucking pussies.  All of these Grade A BABES with short hair – Selma Blair, Michelle Williams, Rihanna, Natalie Portman – they’re BABES no matter what.  Some guys see that.  Seriously.  I probably could have shaved my head and J***** would have still wanted to bone me hard.  The part that’s infuriating is LOOK AT THE HOT MESSES OF MEN THAT WE PUT UP WITH.  Their fucking dumb ass clothes and their ill-fitting jeans.  Their stupid spiked hair with GEL in it.  God damn.  GEL?!  Don’t put fucking GEL in your hair.  Most of them don’t even understand the word proportion, let alone the proportion of their bodies and what looks good on them.  “Oh, this striped polo and baggy Lee jeans will perfectly compliment this growing beer gut of mine.  Better not forget the basketball shoes.”  NO.  You look like shit.

So fuck them.  Yes, guys who actually don’t give a shit or like short hair are harder to come by, but we’re the type of girl that’s harder to come by too.”