4 out of 5 women have had sex with a man on his mattress on the floor.
I was out on the town the other night with a girlfriend and her girlfriend that I’d met once before. I ran into another girlfriend who was with a girlfriend of hers. Together we were five girlfriends.
For the sake of the research I’m about to present to you, I find it relevant to inform you of our racial makeup:
- One (1) Caucasian women
- One (1) African-American woman
- One (1) half Puerto Rican/half African-American woman
- One (1) half Dutch/half Indonesian woman
- One (1) half Palestinian/half Guyanese woman
There we were, five multi-racial ladies, sitting at a table at Rodan, drinking the $5 whiskey special, talking about (what else) men. We were mostly talking about the fact that the women in our generation do not expect much from the men of our generation, specifically in the “job” and “home” sectors of the 21st-century American lifestyle.
While I found it interesting that 5 out of 5 of us had all dealt with many men (more than one each) that were lackluster regarding their personal employment ambitions, what I found absolutely fascinating was this:
4 out of 5 of us have had sexual intercourse with a man in their bedroom on a mattress on the floor.
Discuss.
(Sorry, Mom.)
