That White Bitch

Thursday November 10, 2011 at 19:21

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Just wanted to say something about old people really quick. People are always getting so mad at old people because they’re so slow and they smell and they’re rude and they don’t care about common courtesy and they’re mean but guys, old people were once young people. That’s like a very elementary concept but everyone forgets it all the time. Like yes, an old Asian woman might stand directly next you while you’re waiting for the train and put her tote bag down like, directly in your way but do you know how tired she is of living? Maybe you just missed the train and you basically almost killed yourself in Spin class and this week at work has been the ultimate worst and you forgot your cousin is in town this weekend so you have to take even more money out of your savings but that Asian woman is FORTY years older than you. Listen, I love life but sometimes it’s so annoying! Imagine how fucking annoyed that woman is with the banal shit who’s been doing it for FORTY more years than you. Man. All I’m saying is we’ll all be old one day and we’ll probably be annoyed that we’re old at that point. Old people didn’t choose to be old. Be nice!