Tuesday November 08, 2011 at 17:24

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I was just remembering when Pee Wee Herman masturbated in a porn theater in 1991 and I was so confused. I was eight-years-old and I remember my parents explaining to me after I recognized him on the news that he was “touching himself” in public. And I didn’t really put it together until like three or four years later and I was suddenly “OHHH, that kind of touching himself.” And then I was like “Fuck you, Pee Wee Herman, what a sicko.” But then years later I was like, “Wait, there are porn theaters? How would one NOT touch themselves in a porn theater? Shouldn’t you get a free pass in there?” N E wayz, I’m going to Pee Wee Herman into a gallon jug when I see Immortals.

I was just remembering when Pee Wee Herman masturbated in a porn theater in 1991 and I was so confused. I was eight-years-old and I remember my parents explaining to me after I recognized him on the news that he was “touching himself” in public. And I didn’t really put it together until like three or four years later and I was suddenly “OHHH, that kind of touching himself.” And then I was like “Fuck you, Pee Wee Herman, what a sicko.” But then years later I was like, “Wait, there are porn theaters? How would one NOT touch themselves in a porn theater? Shouldn’t you get a free pass in there?”

N E wayz, I’m going to Pee Wee Herman into a gallon jug when I see Immortals.

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