Kevin from Midwest Funding is a dick. And their website sucks.

• Nicole: Good afternoon, XXXXX Architects.
• Caller: Is XXXXX available?
• Nicole: May I ask who's calling?
• Caller: Kevin.
• Nicole: And where are you calling from?
• Caller: Midwest Funding.
• Nicole: What is this regarding?
• Caller: Are you his wife?
• Nicole: No, I'm his assistant.
• Caller: Hello?
• Nicole: ...
• Caller: ARE. YOU. HIS. WIFE?
• Nicole: NO. I'M. HIS. ASSISTAAAAAAAANT.
• Dial tone.