“This bitch has the right idea, puttin liquor in that Dr. Pepper bottle.”
“I can’t believe that one guy carried half of my groceries home that one time my cart broke in the middle of Belmont and didn’t even try to rape me.”
“On the NSYNC “Girlfriend” video on YouTube this one guy commented - ‘look at Lance acting like he’s into those chicks.’ I LOLed.”
“Body image pressure scale from who has it the worst to who has it the easiest: 1) gay men, 2) straight women, 3) lesbian women, 4) peacocks, 5) straight men”