September 2011
25 posts
“all those homos can suck my ballllzzzzzz”
– Me on my upcoming high school reunion
I can’t even believe America thinks it’s important enough to make people who want to buy prescription contact lenses online FAX A PRESCRIPTION authorizing the purchase to the retailer. Are there not bigger fish to fry? I just bought two boxes of contacts online from Europe, a cool place on the globe, because they’re like, “If you put the wrong prescription in your eye,...
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“I could do all kinds of good feeling things to your vagina.”
– an actual thing that an actual human male actually said to me last night. (via joaniepepperoni)
RE: Dating
Nicole: yeah, like, i saw his face and was like, “oh, i’m not instantly opposed to or disgusted by this idea” Monica: that’s a really nice feeling
Fictional Bro I Wish Was Real: Coach Eric Taylor... →
Hi. Here’s a post I wrote for Hello Giggles about a man that doesn’t exist who I think is great.
This was how I reacted when I saw Scarlett Johansson’s n00dz:
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IDK, after I saw Amber Rose’s (NSFW!!!!!!!!!!), all other n00dz to me are pretty vanilla. Aye caramba, guys. Sexts always get out!!!!!! Always!!!!!!! If you’re okay with that, cool. If not, don’t take them. People are always trying to get n00dz. Doesn’t even matter who’s, everyone wants to see...
Pistol Annies | Hell On Heels
I was chatting with a gal pal and we were talking about guys and she was telling me about this dude she was seeing and how he didn’t really know how to connect and I said, “Well, give me an example,” and she was like, “For example, we finished having sex once, his penis was still inside of me, and the first thing he said when he finished was ‘I’m so glad that...
“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go...”
– Katherine Hepburn
