September 2011
25 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you think sleeping with someone you like after the first or second date ruins your chance at a relationship?!
Anonymous asked: love the Burt's Bees Radiance Serum recommendation.. but how do you recommend applying it? I tried using just the few drops as directed, but I don't feel like it's enough to cover all of the key areas.. thoughts?
Anonymous asked: Drink of choice?
tryingtostudyabroad asked: can i ask why you lived in chicago and then moved to nyc? i lived in chicago for a summer and really enjoyed it, and was thinking about living there at some point.
Anonymous asked: whats the best thing to get at jamba juice?
Anonymous asked: What do you look like when you wake up in the morning with no makeup and stupid hair? You're always so put-together, I'm curious to see how you look when you're NOT put together.
August 2011
32 posts
jenniferabbott asked: I want to hear more about your "at home hair coloring" experience.. I've been highlighting my hair at home for 10 years, but color is another world that scares me. Any tricks or tips?
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Today was one of those days two days after a mini earthquake when you barely got 4 hours of sleep and then your cab driver in the morning took longer than the train would have and then that thing at work at the end of the day that was supposed take 5 mins actually took 65 mins and then your Metra card ran out and then that zit on your face is actually some weird skin thing caused by germs because...
RE: accepting compliments
Man on elevator: Um, not to be weird but do you always look this good at the end of the day or do you have a date? Me: Oh, I just put on a gallon of makeup.
A lot of things have been pretty “New York-y” since I got here, but I have to say today’s moment after the earthquake was the my most “New York-y” yet.
My editor came to my desk after the quake and said, “My husband’s texting me telling me to leave.” I said, “YOU CAN’T. IT’S THE WEEK OF THE VMA’S. WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR...
2008 Nicole: It’s like you can’t even type a sentence anymore without ending it with a fucking emoticon. 2011 Nicole: 2 tru. B-)
I’ve said for quite some time that “Go fuck yourself” is one of the best phrases in the English language but my roommate just coined a pretty sweet one. We were on the Subway today when a creepy older man was giving her the hairy eye. I didn’t see this go down but after we got off the train she told me how she scared him off. “I was like this [she made an intense...
“You’re gonna end up with some psychotic day trader who is going to slice...”
– Alan, on my future
Wipe Your Feet: 28 for 28 →
tesslynch:
1. Maybe you do like kale.
2. Put your spare car key somewhere that’s easy to describe over the phone in a panic (“TOP DRAWER OF BIG CABINET!” instead of “Go into the garage and find the old file drawer with three locks, not the one with two locks, and open the bottom drawer and I think it…
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One time at work (last week), my editor was on vacation and I had to come up with a photo gallery idea and my idea was obviously Shirtless Bros and then it became a reality and I posted it kinda like “I hope this is okay” and then Jared Leto (8===D) tweeted about being included and he didn’t even seem mad and on Tuesday I’m going to get a paycheck which will be my...
“Fuck my anal cavity, it’s like an old elephant’s toe.”
– Khloe Kardashian after feeling her sister Kim’s psoriasis
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