August 2011
32 posts
My friend took this photo the other day when he was trying to catch the couple in front of him in an argument:
And he happened to catch the Grim Reaper on film:
July 2011
32 posts
I went on one internet date in Chicago and it was fine. Nothing controversial happened, we drank a lot of beer, it was totally fine and that was that. Different M.O.s, period, end of story. Nothing but respect for the bro.
I just got back from an internet brunch date in NYC and this dude was honestly THE WORST. Mentioned American Psycho 100 times, made me compare rent $$ with him, talked about...
“I need to just dump this bitch.”
– [Redacted]
Okay so I was on the subway tonight, being present, looking around, making eye contact with some males and females and I started to get kind of negative. I started to think, “Why are all these bros that kinda look like losers making eye contact with me?”
And then I had an epiphany:
Do I attract losers or do I think because they might be attracted to me that they are losers? i.e. Is...
“We have a mutual Facebook friend so maybe he’s not a rapist.”
Robyn | Don’t Fucking Tell Me What To Do
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Ted: I’m glad I’m not a teenager anymore they are obnoxious, ugly and greasy. Nicole: This is the best text on earth.
I was just doing some casual Google Earthing with the satelite feature in Hong Kong and man, it made me really sad that “Keep Clear” was written on one of the roads I saw in English above the Chinese characters.
Americans are so bossy.
RE: Designing my biz card
You guys have no idea how hard this is for me. This is like, 20 seconds worth of ideas…
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Turns out and I can put ANY IMAGE EVER on my new business card! It will go inside of my company logo, but it can literally be anything.
Do you know how hard this is? I need help!
I’ve already vetoed the following:
This is SO HARD.
Help?
Ted: i need a name for my flip cup team any suggestions? Nicole: “the vulvanators” Ted: mmmmm…no so far everyone wants “6 guys 1 cup” Nicole: no way how about “Chyna and The Baby Weiners” Ted: i don’t think most would get that one Nicole: then you’re hanging with the wrong crowd
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I keep thinking I'm going to edit this more but I...
I started shaving my legs in seventh grade after a failed attempt in sixth grade when my mom declined my request. “Ohhh, Nikki. You don’t want to do that. You know, once you start, you can’t stop. And it just grows back thicker. And darker.” My leg hair was practically translucent and being a highly-evolved fatalist, I immediately thought I would become Robin Williams. I...
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Thinking about trying to connect with some people on my level here in NYC.
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“Could you imagine having a five-year-old whore on your show and having to take...”
– Ted on Eden Wood’s appearance on “The Talk”
A five-year-old whore.
I just remembered one time I liked a guy and I invited him over to help me plant some flowers (not a euphemism) and I played Robin Thicke’s full album during this occasion and he never called me back and I’m cringing so much.
