December 2011
33 posts
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Some Quotes I Found In My High School Diary
Describing a birthday party: “[It was full of] superficial, self-absorbed, foolish teenagers.”
“It takes extra special people to understand me.”
“We thought he was a freshman cuz he had a huge backpack.”
“What a God damn stupid comment to make.”
“Because I’m worth it!!!!”
“I was excited that somebody actually noticed my...
“Look at these fuckin’ chodes.”
– My dad, on Teen Mom 2
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I was listening to some Taylor Swift on the plane home, she’s my guilty pleasure, and there’s this song “Speak Now” and it’s about her barging in on a wedding during the “Speak now or forever hold your piece” part. In her fantasy the dude who’s marrying the wrong woman is too pussy to say anything so TayTay comes in and saves the day and they run off...
WatchOne day I will tell you the story of this man giving me his phone number and asking me on a date.
I just discovered a 1-question test to help me...
Did you also want to be a Fly Girl on “In Living Color”?
I usually keep my mouth shut about politics because I don’t follow it closely enough to formulate sturdy viewpoints that even stand a chance in an argument re: not caring. And my Reader is full of pop culture blogs for work purposes. But I heard on the news today that Kim Jong Un’s classmates described him as: “shy,” “enjoyed comic books,” and...
Anonymous asked: Can you share the story of your first kiss?
I’ve been taking more spin classes lately because I’m realizing that I like group exercise scenarios better than solo exercise scenarios based mainly on the fact that I never want to be the slowest/laziest/most unfit/fattest/ugliest person in the class, so I feel like I push myself, with the help of the instructor, a little harder than I would when left to my own devices on a...
I would just like to take some time to talk about some behavior I’ve been partaking in that I’m not terribly proud of. It started last week when I was walking home late and I gave Monica a call to talk about some kual stuff that went down at work that day. I dialed her up on my iPhone like a regular human but Monica said she was having trouble hearing me. I said, “Give me a...
Dealbreaker: She Was My Opposite →
My main man/future husband Alan killing it on good.is.
Miranda cared about money in a “Material Girl” way. I cared about money in a “Common People” way. She was a type-A personality working her way up the ladder of competitive brokerage in a brand-new “my boss thinks I’m cute!” BMW. I was a stoner poet writing for the cartoons in a 19-year-old “I bought this from a Mexican horse...
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“What if you found out that I masturbated to Sears catalogs exclusively?”
– Alan
4yourhealth asked: how can i make myself not be super shy around a guy i like? im 19 years old and i feel like whenever i'm around a cute boy i'm in middle school and he thinks i'm an idiot. i've only ever kissed two guys and it ended up weird. i feel like i'm behind in something but i don't know how to fix it
Question for New Yorkers with hair that is...
Who cuts it?
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Tommy James & The Shondells, I...
Can someone please help me?
I’m going to explain to you what happens to me about 80% of the time I purchase hot coffee from a coffee establishment, and I am seeking your advice:
1. I purchase a small, medium, or large hot coffee. It comes in a cup like this:
2. I add cream and sugar and replace the plastic lid, making sure the mouth opening is not placed on top of the seam in the cup, as I have found that this...