November 2011
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A man at the airport just asked me to watch his suit while he went to the bathroom and I didn’t even feel it for his wallet. And on the way to the airport Thursday the cab driver’s credit card machine wasn’t working so he wrote down his address and asked me to send him a check. And I’m going to! Fucking good for nothing Midwestern values…
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“I almost believe there is no New York; there is only a set of projections, and...”
– From “How To Be A New Yorker,” The Village Voice
Annie Lennox | Little Bird
Been feeling as good...
“I have no advice or any idea as to what that feels like, but you’re lucky...”
– My advice to my pregnant cousin about her morning sickness
Is there a wedding card that says “Congratulations on desperately holding on to a man that is completely incapable of experiencing happiness due to an overwhelming sense of unwarranted self-pity combined with a remarkably overt superiority complex”?
I've had this gif open on my phone for two weeks. →
I’m not saying I’ve been inspired to prepare my own “freestyle” to the instrumental “Freaks and Geeks” track but…
nope, yep, I’m saying that. Coming soon…
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alexieileen asked: Your face be so flawless, grrrl. Do you have a recommended concealer? Mine was discontinued, and I trust very few people to suggest things for my face. But I don't want anything that will leave that weird orange smudge on the inside of my shirts; something that dries to some degree would be nice.
hollythefilmfreak asked: You remind me A LOT of Katy Perry for some reason.. not sure why but anyway, your blog is fantastic :]
black highlighter
[redacted]: my dating life is mostly 25 and 26 year olds
Nicole: e_e
Nicole: in dog years
"sucks"
[Redacted]: so super into this girl but tho we fooled around a little on date one no sexy stuff on date two left in a cab from her place at 2am :-/ Me: she’s trying to be a lady, bro [Redacted]: sucks
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Drake | Doing It Wrong
I left my phone number...
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A Thank You Letter To Jeffrey Campbell's 'Lita'...
When I saw my first pair of Jeffrey Campbell’s now famous Lita shoe, I was admittedly very o__O about them. I was kinda like “Umm, horse feet?” But you need to know that I work with the women who run MTV Style, and those ladies have some very cool clothes/persuasive qualities.
I kept seeing these shoes on all these homegirls in my office and I was like, “Dammit, I think...
Just wanted to say something about old people really quick. People are always getting so mad at old people because they’re so slow and they smell and they’re rude and they don’t care about common courtesy and they’re mean but guys, old people were once young people. That’s like a very elementary concept but everyone forgets it all the time. Like yes, an old Asian...
“LIKE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MT RUSHMORE”
– one IM I sent today
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appreciationtime asked: I'm a confused and insecure freshman in college and I'm not really sure how to get out of this funk. How the heck were you able to get an awesome job and the opportunity to LIVE in New York and be awesome!? I know I gotta keep da faith, I just don't know how to get from point A to point B.
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone...”
– Dr. Seuss (via popthatculture)
“Then I have to swipe my key card every time I leave my building because...”
– LOL, my 20-year-old bro is becoming an adult.
