February 2011
97 posts
TOTALLY FORGOT!!! Saw HPG headed to a neighborhood bar w/ his co-workers after work on Friday. So like six months after I fell in love with him, I finally discovered a bar that I might or might not have seen him walking into that he might never go to again.
Progress.
Are there candy hearts that say "sext me"?
avocadosalad:
If not, they’re missing a wonderful opportunity.
January 2011
69 posts
I get SO MUCH PLEASURE from the Red Eye’s (our local free paper) Facebook feed. Today they asked people to name the upcoming blizzard.
sade:
Me: Ok gimme your email address and I’ll forward it to you.
Girl at work: Okay. hump_a_goat_69cents@hotmail.com
Me:
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Anonymous asked: I just want you to know, you really fucking rock at doing your eyeliner.
Anonymous asked: What's the best way to get over a break-up? Should I try to do as many dudes as possible? Or should I spend some time dealing with my "feelings" before I get back out there and look for a quality relationship?
I just had a Thai iced coffee so can you ask me... →
WatchMy New Year’s Resolution is to make all my shirts into muscle shirts.
[Redacted]: What kind of sexting do you like?
Nicole: Cat pictures.
Adele | Someone Like You
I downloaded...
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Adele | Rumor Has It
E-40 feat. T-Pain & Kandi G | U and Dat
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My friend Ted that I love and talk about repeatedly on this blog is a gem of a person but a retard of a grammarian. To make matters worse, he is an architect, and always typing in CAPS LOCK. Industry-wide, architects tag their drawings in CAPS LOCK.
Because Ted doesn’t feel like reaching his pinky finger ALL THE WAY OVER to the CAPS LOCK key, I often receive emails in all CAPS. Also, no...
I kissed a dude I met from Chile on the lips at a bar and I looked him up on Facebook. None of these bros are him, but they all have the same name.
Did I unlock a cheat code?
RE: Possibly running into a stranger we didn't...
Monica: I'm going to give him the ol' "I hate you" trick.
Nicole: What's the ol' "I hate you" trick?
Monica: My personality.
This is a job? →
Not a lot of blogging this week bc I’m outta town for work.
Important Link →
“Time Required: 45 minutes to make pubic hair designs”
“[Referring to Blue Valentine] Can’t wait for the NC-17 part. [Sunglasses...”
– How to Chat With Your Boss on GChat FOR DUMMIES
RE: Vodka-soaked tampons. (I've bolded the most...
Joe: i can’t help but wonder if it works on buttholes Nicole: tried it Nicole: jk Joe: lol well i mean it’s alcohol so it’s sterile Joe: i was actually thinking of girl friends i could convince to try it and you were the only one i could come up with Nicole: the only things that go in my vag are wieners, tampons, and yeast infection applicators Joe: no, but really, if we pool in...
Download some cool music. →
I don’t claim to know too much about music (even thought I write about it, LOL) but I came across this hip-hop mix and I uploaded it for y’all cuz I think it’s reeeeal good. All City Records put together this compilation — a series of 7” records released over a 7 month period by 7 up and coming beat producers (I only recognized Hudson Mohawke). It’s called 7x7...
Download some cool music. →
I don’t claim to know too much about music (even thought I write about it, LOL) but I came across this hip-hop mix and I uploaded it for y’all cuz I think it’s reeeeal good. All City Records put together this compilation — a series of 7” records released over a 7 month period by 7 up and coming beat producers (I only recognized Hudson Mohawke). It’s called 7x7...
drinkyourjuice:
Destiny’s Child — So Good
Just...
acontinuation asked: The 67% tax increase in Illinois: Mind-boggling or exceptionally mind-boggling?
acontinuation asked: The 67% tax increase in Illinois: Mind-boggling or exceptionally mind-boggling?
therealmerylstreep:
For everyone out there...
“Hunchbacks need jobs, too.”
– The best is when you think the crux of your entire article is going to be edited out but then it isn’t.
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RE: Texting with Dad
Dad: Watch bravo
Me: Jim Carey?
Dad: Jim Cary
Me: Cool, thanks for telling me! [I didn't really care, but thanks Dad.] BTW, chatted with Ian [my brother] today. Keep up the exercise!! Proud of you, Dad!
Dad: On bravo
Biggest Fears
Being forced to play my iPod on shuffle over loud speakers in a public arena
Forgetting to flush poop before a guest comes over