April 2010
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Anonymous asked: Actually, yes, LOL.
Anonymous asked: There was honestly a time when I was super enthralled with Shia and all I wanted was for him to make sweet, sweet, passionate love to me. Until my sister said, "you know, he looks like (insert our brother's name here)" and now all I do when I see pictures of Shia is see my brother's face. In short: my sister ruined Shia for me by saying he looks like our brother. How's...
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The thing you didn’t think about when your mom gave you her Juicy Couture perfume because she never wears it is when you go to pick up your jacket with chicken wing sauce all over it from the dry cleaner and the dry cleaner guy tells you you smell good and asks you what you’re wearing, you have to say “Juicy.”
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Maybe I’m just feeling hella nostalgic lately re: Hanson’s comeback or something but it’s prom season (my bro’s 18 so I know this) and I’ve been creeping on some Facebook pics of various prom albums. And I’m thinking about myself at that age and how things were just so different. I’m just a little worried about the future (get in line) because all these...
I think it’s the ability that I have to go from seeing the “E! True Hollywood Story: Kendra Wilkinson” listing on the Comcast guide and saying to myself, “There’s no way I’m watching this shit,” to not only watching it in its entirety but also crying at the part when Hank proposes that keeps me grounded.
RE: Taylor Hanson
Mom: You still hold a flame for him after all these years.
Nicole: Ughghghghghghghhjhjkhiuhsldfkjbvhjviuh. I would take a poor man's version though.
Dad: NOT TOO POOR.
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Mom was asking me about dudes this weekend and I was telling her about my romantic situashees and then I was saying who’s really been on my mind lately is Finn from Glee even though that show is boring. (It’s weird for me because I usually like dudes like this or this.)
Mom: “Ugh. You like that guy?”
Me: ”Totally.”
Mom: “You have weird...
"Nicole..."
Every time I get an email, be it from Covet or Barack Obama or Basset Furniture Direct (don’t even know what that is), and they start out with “Nicole…” (my name) in the subject, it really rubs me the wrong way. I always think it’s serious! “Nicole, we have your test results.” “Nicole, we found some compromising pictures of you.” ...
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“John Wilkes Booth…hand job booth. They both sound equally ominous.”
– Alan
“I bet he can pronounce the name of the volcano in Iceland. No, I bet he...”
– Geller, re: this one dude I know
This is the most authentic thing I’ve heard all day.
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“What does he want to talk to you about? Your pretty house? No, he wants to...”
– Ted, re: Nate Berkus
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Just got back from TJ Maxx where I scored a sweet overnight bag (in navy) as part of Upgrade 2010 and also some $35 New Balances because my current ones are shot to shit so at the register I was thinking “Oh cool, I can just carry the shoes in the bag,” but the cashier already put the shoes in a plastic bag. So she’s whippin’ out a huge plastic bag for the overnight bag...
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Esquire calls this “Funny Facts About Women” but I call it “Get your notebook, I ain’t playin’.”
My faves:
“No. 10: Anything but roses. Think about it. We’ve mentioned our favorite flower more than once. If you can’t remember, go with a lily. —Rhiannon Falzone, 25, Chicago”
This one is too real to handle: “No. 129: When we...
If you’re ever sitting around wondering how “totally” became “totes” or how “Hey bitches!” became an appropriate thing to scream upon entering a room full of strangers, it might have something to do with the fact that somewhere along the line party hats went from this:
to this:
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kittensinabasket asked: Will you write a well worded angry letter to Macy's for me?
Mine will be filled with nothing but curse words and hexes.
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Mine will be filled with nothing but curse words and hexes.
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"My name is Robyn and I'm Todd's girlfriend."
Alright. I gotta get something off my chest.
I’m way into the show Hoarders. I also love Intervention. I couldn’t really handle Obsessed because I feel like one wrong move and I’m on that show for something weird that no one else has. But Hoarders, as many of you know, is about people who keep shit all over their house. They don’t throw shit away and they keep shit...
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“Damn, girl,
Damn, girl,
Damn, girl,
Damn, girl,
Damn, girl,
Damn.”
– Justin Timberlake
Love Me Like A Man (Live), Bonnie Raitt
Anonymous asked: I think you are the prettiest person I've ever met.
Stuntin’ Like My Daddy, Birdman &...
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What does it mean
when you go to text your mom or dad but instead of pressing “M” or “D” (for “Mom” and “Dad,” respectively) you press “S” and “B” to get to their first names? Whenever I text my dad, I go to “B” for “Bob.”
I’m not a trustafarian - Why do I wanna call my parents by their first names?
N E 1 else a comment-holic on Facebook after a few cocktails? And then the next day you’re like, “Damn, I don’t even like that dude”?
