April 2010
110 posts
Is it bad that I say “Different strokes” all the time? It just sums up how I deal re: life. “Different strokes for different folks.” But I only say the “Different strokes” part.
Honestly?
March 2010
129 posts
Polaroid Film Back On Sale This Week →
So glad I never got rid of mine!
P.S. I made that necklace.
(via)
unicornzzzzz asked: GOD METH HEAD = CHRISTY!
Mint.com
will ruin/save your life. $185 on “Personal Care” in March? I’m not even tan.
“Put this on your status if you have children you love more than life itself.”
– Sometimes I wanna delete Facebook and never look back.
“It really brought me back to that time when Christ was on Earth.”
– Some asshole on the news re: Ben Hur
Are you ever sitting on your couch
watching Intervention/surfin’ the web and you have all these tabs open and one is Walmart.com, looking at chandeliers (thought u knew), and one is the Kelis Wikipedia and then one is Facebook but it’s some random person’s picture, like in the middle of their album called “Mexico!” and you don’t even know one person in the picture but you look through all 68...
Drinks on me
when the news stops asking, “Is this the face of Jesus?”
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RE: Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape
Nicole: ridic. our society, that is
Geller: i don't really think it is that crazy. I mean the Mayans used to cut people hearts out and the Christians used to crucify people and the Jews walked in the desert for 40 years. At least the things we do are fun.
Someone is marrying Tara Reid.
We’re all gonna be okay.
RE: Always Pick Crazy
My favorite Mexican lesbian barista: Nicole! You ready for the weekend?
Nicole: Very. You?
MFMLB: Eh.
Nicole: Why not?
MFMLB: I don't know man. My girlfriend. She crazy.
Nicole: That's the thing about girlfriends - they're crazy.
MFMLB: ...but I had to choose - do I pick crazy or stupid?
Nicole: Always pick crazy.
I'll cut a bitch. →
I tell everyone everything. Not apologizing for it.
kittensinabasket:
I’m thinking about buying hairspray.
It will be a big change for me.
It’ll change your life. Promise.
Honestly
I have a hard time opening most bottles/jars. Even water bottles.
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What do you think about me being on the Anne Taylor Loft mailing list?
“All girls should have an affair with a French guy.”
– Kelly Cutrone
Bring it, hommes.
“I guess I’m guilty for wanting to be up in the club.
I guess I’m...”
– Usher
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Just one of dem days
Saw a business casual rollerblader carrying a purse like it wasn’t no thing
Discovered I have Boyz II Men on my iPod
Already worked on my fitness
What A Drag, Bear Hands
RE: Texting my 18 year old bro to make sure he's...
Nicole: Life check day two.
Bro: Yeah I'm good.
Nicole: K! Let me know if you need anything! Don't get drunk and/or get STDs.
Thinking about it... →
Life Rule
I’m currently looking at some rando’s Facebook pics - some non-fat Asian rando girl’s Facebook pics - and she’s like “OMG, no neck. I look fat,” in the caption. Shut the fuck up.
Yesterday I was watching Extra and they were “catching up” with Shannen Doherty re: Dancing With The Stars and she grabs her arm, her tricep, and she’s like,...
RE: Texting my 18 year old bro to make sure he's...
Nicole: U alive?
Bro: Yeah
