November 2010
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October 2010
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WatchThis is hilaaaaarious if you are an architect or if you work in an architecture office and all of your friends are architects like me.
Sorry to 99.9% of my followers.
“I’m so sick of everyone’s Facebook statuses today! Talking about how...”
– Ted
These gays are slayin’ me today. Sexy New Year’s Baby Halloween 2011.
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“I’ll probably end up naked and alone in Jeff and Pete’s hot tub like...”
– Jim, on his Halloween plans
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RE: Lifestyle standards
Nicole: Ina Garten's food + Martha Stewart's home/decor/holidays + Gwyneth Paltrow's hair/clothes = THE ULTIMATE POWER WHITE BITCH
Joe: that would be a mutant
Nicole: a perfect mutant
Joe: so perfect
Anonymous asked: A porn-watching bf. Normal, or something to get upset about?
P.S. This is not something I was looking to find, just opening a new tab in IE. But after I found it, I also noticed he deleted everything from the history...because he thinks he's smart/sneaky.
P.S. This is not something I was looking to find, just opening a new tab in IE. But after I found it, I also noticed he deleted everything from the history...because he thinks he's smart/sneaky.
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“Mayer dated Jennifer Love Hewitt briefly in 2002. In a comedy routine at the...”
– I abridged the ‘Dating and relationship with the media’ section of John Mayer’s Wikipedia for you.
“Mirage [Vegas Hotel] rates still at an all time low!!!!!”
– just another email from Mom
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Anonymous asked: I was with you on the whole mattress thing. I thoght it was funny but now I think you might be wrong. That girl has a point.
drinkyourjuice:
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Anonymous asked: We're still in the worst recession since the great depression. Have a job have a bed frame is some stuck up shit from a judgmental bitch. For what? The privilege of dating a blogger who probably doesn't make 30 thousand a year? You should be grateful to find someone who loves you. We all should. That's the best we can ask for. I know you won't post this and I know...
Anonymous asked: Who would you send poop to?
Anonymous asked: I'm 32 and I didn't understand the mattress on the floor conversation either. Are you saying that these men shouldn't have had mattresses on the floor because they are grown and should want/have better? If so, why did all of you sleep with them? If you were trying to say that you should have had higher standards then it's confusing because all of you seemed to think it was a...
“@Nicole, I find it partly strange but mainly very sexy that you’re...”
– an older strange man to me on a mutual friend’s Facebook comment
Anonymous asked: Is this you? (left)
http://i53.tinypic.com/333a4bl.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/333a4bl.jpg
Anonymous asked: What did you learn from that mattress on the floor conversation?
I cant tell what the point of it is.
I cant tell what the point of it is.
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4 out of 5 women have had sex with a man on his...
I was out on the town the other night with a girlfriend and her girlfriend that I’d met once before. I ran into another girlfriend who was with a girlfriend of hers. Together we were five girlfriends.
For the sake of the research I’m about to present to you, I find it relevant to inform you of our racial makeup:
One (1) Caucasian women
One (1) African-American woman
One (1) half...
OMG YOU CAN SEND POOP TO PEOPLE ANONYMOUSLY VIA... →
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The reason I’ve been blogging less this week is because I got a really killer freelance writing position with a cool company (see also: huge multimedia conglomerate) writing about pop music.
This week has been really cool and I’m 100% pumped about this craycray opportunity. While there’s no reason for you internet strangers to GAF about my IRL career endeavors, I’m...
the-partisan asked: http://jezebel.com/5669103/jezebels-teen-mom-college-fund-for-catelynn--tyler
i remember your post a while ago about how tyler is more mature than most guys in their 20's (which i completely agree with), thought you'd wanna see this.
i remember your post a while ago about how tyler is more mature than most guys in their 20's (which i completely agree with), thought you'd wanna see this.
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re: umbrella tech
Nicole: HOLY SHIT
THAT'S THE REVOLUTION I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
me: choice comment
Nicole: not kidding, i've had several conversations about how disappointing it is that we use the same umbrella technology as our forefathers
me: you grew up in a weird house
“We’re constantly getting these messages to mind our own business and look...”
– Kelly Cutrone, If You Have to Cry Go Outside
ilikethingsandstuff asked: what are your thoughts on the willow smith video?
“So if you married Taylor Hanson your monogram would be NHT (with the H larger).”
– Megan, explaining couples monograms to me in a language that I understand
RE: Honest discussions with your parents
Nicole: Yeah, I never go to the regular doctor but I do make sure I go to the gynecologist every single year exactly when I'm supposed to because I never want anything wrong with my vagina. Ever.
Dad: Me neither.
Family Embraces "Princess Boy" →
To my future husband (whom I think I will meet eventually because I’m not actually a stone cold bitch),
Watch this video to get a good understanding of not only the kind of household I grew up in but the kind of household I will create for my family. This is non-negotiable. I will never waiver on these ideals.
God (or whatever) bless this family.