June 2009
137 posts
True or False: My line of free online greeting cards would have taken off.
May 2009
113 posts
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Ugggghhhhh. Motorcycles.
You know you're in a different part of town when:
There’s rabbits.
So Khavya Shivashankar might have won the spelling bee with “Laodicean” but I was only off by two letters spelling her name prematurely before they showed it on the screen to type this post.
We know the real winner.
Nicole (Caucasian): Are you watching the spelling bee on 7?
Reema (Indian): Haha no but I know it's making u hot LOL what's going on??
Nicole: The Indos are DOMINATING!
Reema: fuck the indos
Update on the rosemary - as of today there is a tiny, tiny, little leaf breaking through the soil, which warms my icy cold heart. But Billie Holiday’s “Lover Man” recools it quickly.
Enough.
Weekend time.
"It can be 'analogous to showing up for a... →
So all of my little herb pots are growing full force…except for rosemary, where there is no sign of life. Coincidentally, rosemary symbolizes love and faithfulness. Furthermore, my parsley is mad out of control, which was once believed to only be grown by witches.
I guess not every season can be fruitful, but I have dill coming out of my ass.
I format resumes, right? This lady’s worked at the same printing company in New Berlin, Wisconsin for 36 years. Her “Career Summary” might be the most endearing thing I’ve ever read and check out her “Outside Interests” (in the “Military Service” space, which she crossed out):
Sightseeing the US by car
Active in neighborhood watch
Lending a...
You know you're in a different part of town when:
Mom gives Baby a Blackberry to keep her quiet.
Things I find humorous:
Men reading horoscopes in public
Men asking questions at Whole Foods
The concept of men
“I am not a fan of books…I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get...”
– Kanye West
If there was one thing I could say to you right now it would be “Please watch John Adams” because you would enjoy it so much.
Otis Redding’s “These Arms of Mine!” Fucking Jesus!
Am I the only one that proofreads text messages, getting ride* of passive verbs and exchanging dull adjectives for more vibrant ones?
*But clearly I don’t proofread tumblr posts. *rid*
So it’s to the point where I was telling Reema to get a Mexican-y necklace because people always think she’s Mexican anyway so why not embrace it and get a gold Virgin Mary pendant but I couldn’t even think of what the Catholics call her. I typed “Mary necklace” in Google.
“That’s it! Women only like you when you treat them like crap!”
– Stewie Griffin
“I hate Star Trek, I hate Star Wars. Anything with ‘star’ in the...”
– Chelsea Handler. Me too!
Things disputed on Judge Judy today:
Stolen iTunes
Wal-Mart gift cards
Scrunchies (unofficially)
Things Las Vegas, Nevada, can do without:
Fat people
Affliction shirts
300 of my dollars
So Mom and I are laying (lying?) at (near?) the pool at the Mirage and it’s 92 degrees outside. It’s true what they say about dry heat - it’s different. It’s not as hot. However it is just as hot when it happens to be 116 degrees like the last time I was in Vegas with Mom because dry heat or wet heat, at 116 degrees you feel aflame.
So lately I’ve been thinking,...
“On the Nature of Daylight,” Max...
Jesus Christ, my apartment smells like fucking garbage. I get the rent now. Fuck.
Things I'm gonna do this weekend:
Drink
Gamble
So and So is loving this weather!!!!
So and So OMG SOOOO NICE OUT@
So and So is enjoying a nice evening in this beautiful weather.
Hey, So and So, I live here too. I know.
“Ready to Uff,” Uffie
Does this song...
OMG, “John Adams” (the HBO miniseries) will give you the biggest wordboner ever. I’m talking to YOU. Yes, you.
“All embarrassing things happen when you’re wearing Wayfarers, trying to be...”
– This is true.