April 2009
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“Ode to Divorce,” Regina Spektor
So...
I have a part-time job where I format resumes remotely.
Regarding this, I would like to say that people are
FUCKING
RETARDED.
I just whispered to myself, “Ohmigod, I’m so bored” and then I got two assignments via email…
*Ohmigod, I want to find a tree with leaves of money.*
“I was just telling my mom about your hidden talent of translating potato chips...”
– Ted Lampa
A walk down Clark:
Ted: She's pretty.
Nicole: Yep.
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Ted: She's n o t . . .
This is the perfect shirt:
It is. I hate tight shirts. I hate cotton shirts. This is neither. You can wear this with jeans, as seen above, or all business-casual, below:
You can also wear it like this:
I fucking love this shirt. Find me one person who would not look good in this shirt. I dream about shirts like this. If I could build a perfect shirt, it would be this shirt.
But...
If I wasn’t mistaken, I would say spring has sprung.
I have been told twice in the past week by complete strangers that I have a “good aura.” I either have a “good aura” or I’m getting really good at drinking.
Nicole: Hi, I need to schedule a pick up?
Messenger Company: At 320 W. XXXX?
Nicole: No, actually at 105 W. XXXXXXX.
Messenger Company: Is it ready now?
Nicole: Yes.
Messenger Company: An envelope?
Nicole: No, it's a roll of drawings.
Messenger Company: A roll of drawLings? OK.
Actually, no, NOT OKAY.
http://chi.myopenbar.com/index.php?section=trackbac... →
Right?!
“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
OMGbusgofasterOMGIhavetopeesoooobad.
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Cover Letters
I found myself surrendering to the prose of the masses:
“My name is _____. I went to school at ____ and have worked in the following fields ____, ____, and _____. I feel the ____ position at ABC Company would be a perfect fit for me because my skills are ____, _____, and ____, which comply directly with your requirements of ____, ____, and ____.”
A have a folder full of these bad...
I didn’t know they still made mini-backpacks.
26 is gonna look so fucking good on me.
I really thought Paris Hilton would have gone away by now.
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I used to write poems like this:
i wrote once of musical expenditures - while profits are still down, roofs are still up, beneath them people making food and writing songs and songs and songs and songs.
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There are no words more accurate...
I first read this poem almost two years ago and it was one of those things you read and you make a note that you should be remembering it. I knew it’d be one of those ideas as I got older that would still be revealing parts of itself to me that I didn’t quite fully understand at the time. I get it more now, afraid to ever really know the complete emotion behind it.
This is beautiful and...
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