November 2009
72 posts
Thanksgiving Morning - Reminder
Bring ingredients in fridge
Pack, don’t forget:
Jillian Michaels DVD
Work out clothes
Close windows
Tampons
Leave at 9:30am, YOU TARDY BITCH
note
molls:
stay the fuck away from syrup.
I remember the first time I heard Three 6 Mafia’s “Sippin’ On Some Syrup,” or “sizzurp” and I was in the car with my friends near Oak Brook Mall and we LOST OUR MINDS AND OUR BOWELS like What happened to music? but it keeps happening cuz I have tickets to see Lady Gaga in January so whatev.
“I don’t enjoy reality. I don’t enjoy sobriety.”
– Anthony, on Intervention
Maybe this is super bitchy but get the FUUUUUCK over it, Anthony. NOBODY likes reality. It sucks. It’s never like a movie and there’s no soundtrack and sometimes you have to eat Ramen noodles and then other times you find five bucks at 7-11 and then sometimes...
What Have You Done For Me Lately, Janet Jackson
...
nedhepburn:
Stevie Wonder “I Believe When I Fall...
“She wore her sexuality with an older woman’s ease, and not like an awkward...”
– Zadie Smith, White Teeth (via syntheticpubes) (via pursesomewhere)
You like White Teeth? And we just hung out for the first time this week? Huhwha?
(via alansnider)
I don’t know White Teeth (sorry! - I just liked the quote) but I do like Synthetic Pubes.
“WHAT!!! Why doesn’t that shit ever happen to us? Instead the only surprise...”
– Ted, on a co-worker receiving chocolate-covered strawberries from a secret admirer
“She wore her sexuality with an older woman’s ease, and not like an awkward...”
– Zadie Smith, White Teeth (via syntheticpubes)
“All the whores have become house wives and all the outcasts have become whores.”
– My BFF on the NCHS Class of 2001
Last night I flirted with and wooed a guy who I...
lauraenoughalready:
when I was a spastic and immature little blonde with funky glasses. I had the hugest crush on him and he never gave me the time of day. but I dont blame him. Cut to three years later, I dont look anything like that girl anymore and have bangs hiding my face and high heeled boots. I cant help but feel a little vindicated, after he pursued me several times at the bar and I gave...
ewokonline:
Goo Goo Dolls - Name.
I don’t care...
“Hey Nicole! I am doing great. I like this picture of you! You have the type of...”
– Sweetest ex co-worker ever!
Chicago Police Department Non-Emergency Representative: Your report number is ##########.
Nicole: And...what happens after this?
Chicago Police Department Non-Emergency Representative: Absolutely nothing.
1 tag
1 tag
i will never love again.
THIS IS UNTRUE.
(via molls)
Nicole: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Monistat.
Nicole: Fuck there's already a drag queen named that.
Ted: You could be DJ Summer's Eve. Or DJ After Douching Refresh.
Nicole: DJ After Douching RepHresh.
Hammurabi: Can you two help me pick a DJ name?
Nicole: DJ Moons Over My Hammurabi.
WORD.
i hope to dear god this works out the way i hope it will.
(via)
And now I’m gonna show you pictures of Cintia Dicker, my favorite red-headed Brazilian model, because OMGSHE’S sooooo pretty.
'Holy crap -- your vagina is falling out of your... →
OMFG
