April 2008
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You look nice in that body stocking.
I’m wearing this shirt right now: It is a boy’s shirt. It is a little darker than this. And it’s from American Apparel. I have never purchased anything from this store. Not because I have anything against it, but because it has something against me. My friend bought this shirt and shrunk it so he gave it to me. Free t-shirts are the American Dream so I gracefully...
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While I’m not a Frost fan, I do appreciate him. And feel this fitting. Cliche, I’m aware, but fitting nonetheless. The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth. Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better...
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Sale Sale Buy Stuff Sale
I’m lacking creative writing juices today so here’s a cup of entrepreneurial for you.
Click. These are seriously some big deals. And Mother’s Day is coming up… And my birthday. But don’t buy me my own stuff. That’d be the worst. Since we’re on the topic, jewelry’s going well. Could be going better, could be going worse. But I feel like that...
Internet Crushes
I wrote a short story once about a boy I liked starting in the fifth grade, ending in the eighth. Through this time period, he ranked in Boy Liking Priority from 1st to 3rd, often pulling in first but sometimes behind my Social Sciences teacher and/or Jonathan Taylor Thomas. The story was wrapped with the ubiquitous big bow explaining how he’s a total douche now. Full circle! Not really. I...
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I'm literally not kidding.
I’m currently reading the book “Naked” by David Sedaris. I can safely say that at a mere 80 pages into it, it is hilarious. I recently added the Visual Bookshelf application on Facebook. Yet another way for potential restraining order recipients to keep virtual and unnecessary tabs on my innermost thoughts and ideas. Sign me up. I’m approaching a dry spell anyway. You add...
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Slumber Party
So I’m starting another one of these in preparation for a $192 writing class that I’m taking in a month. Daily access to a 1.54 mbps connection would lead one to believe that you might as well document every possible situation you find yourself in. But I’ve tried this before and it usually falls by the wayside in favor of drinking whiskey and/or starting a new sewing...
Maybe it's time for the old switcharoo.
So there’s this girl that works at a coffeeshop I frequent in the mornings. She is a short, cute, punky Mexican lesbian. I felt the googly eyes from her within the first few times of getting my medium coffees there.
Today, she’s filling up my 16-ouncer and asks me, “Es todo?” In Spanish that means, “Is that all?” I reply, “Si!” (Yes.) She asks, “Do you know Spanish?” emphatically. “Un poquito,” I...