Tuesday August 19, 2014 at 15:57

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Monday August 18, 2014 at 0:08

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Tuesday August 12, 2014 at 16:21

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This post was reblogged from .

Friday August 08, 2014 at 9:50

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Please tell me Kanye had to take some shit out of his suitcase to get it under 50 pounds…
There is justice in the world.

Please tell me Kanye had to take some shit out of his suitcase to get it under 50 pounds…

There is justice in the world.

Thursday August 07, 2014 at 16:33

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Preview photo from my new fashion blog Makeup & Pajamas, reppin’ all the fine honies working from home every day.

Top: XL Portugal the Man shirt from a free Pandora show (free)
Bottoms: Gym shorts from Modell’s ($6)
Lip: L’Oreal Red Rhapsody ($8.49)

Preview photo from my new fashion blog Makeup & Pajamas, reppin’ all the fine honies working from home every day.

Top: XL Portugal the Man shirt from a free Pandora show (free)
Bottoms: Gym shorts from Modell’s ($6)
Lip: L’Oreal Red Rhapsody ($8.49)

Thursday August 07, 2014 at 15:21

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Shout out to 90s hottie Laetitia Costa, former Victoria’s Secret Angel whom they would never employ now.

Shout out to 90s hottie Laetitia Costa, former Victoria’s Secret Angel whom they would never employ now.

Thursday August 07, 2014 at 13:10

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This post was reblogged from IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ IDK.

Tuesday August 05, 2014 at 15:19

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:’ )

:’ )

Saturday August 02, 2014 at 9:51

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The internet in one photo.

The internet in one photo.

Thursday July 31, 2014 at 17:12

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How to Be My Boyfriend

me: i feel like christina milian reminds me of myself. y/n?
me: [5 mins later] wait, does [redacted] work at rolling stone now? [link to article]
boyfriend: i think [redacted] wrote that because someone else couldn’t
me: [20 mins later] wait but you didn’t answer my question
boyfriend: sorry i’ve got to finish this thing for the magazine. what is your question
me: im a lunatic
boyfriend: oh about christina milian? why? i did see her in person once. she is v beautiful
me: she reminds me of myself
boyfriend: YES, I CAN SEE THAT

For reference, me:

Christina Milian:

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Monday July 21, 2014 at 0:06

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Quiz

Which of these things did we find in a bag of chips on our kitchen counter tonight:
a) the fountain go youth
b) a mouse
c) Adele
d) the last Discman

If you guessed B you are correct and I want to die.

Wednesday July 09, 2014 at 12:26

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“You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, especially not to random men on the street. You don’t owe it to your mother, you don’t owe it to your children, you don’t owe it to civilization in general. Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked ‘female.’”

— Diana Vreeland

(Source: flare.com)

Tuesday July 01, 2014 at 14:04

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Hi! Wanted to let you know that after a short but sweet stopover at Bravo, I’m joining team Snapchat. I would tell you what I’m doing over there, but then I’d have to kill ya. Gross!
Snap me at nicolerjames. :D And stay tuned!

Hi! Wanted to let you know that after a short but sweet stopover at Bravo, I’m joining team Snapchat. I would tell you what I’m doing over there, but then I’d have to kill ya. Gross!

Snap me at nicolerjames. :D And stay tuned!

Wednesday June 18, 2014 at 10:25

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Overheard in the elevator at work this morning: 

Girlfriend getting off on the 7th floor: “Alright, see you later.”
Boyfriend getting off later: “I love you.”
Girlfriend: “OK.

Thursday June 05, 2014 at 10:58

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