Sunday May 19, 2013 at 23:50

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tkyle:

Omg.

tkyle:

Omg.

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

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Friday May 17, 2013 at 17:24

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Thursday May 16, 2013 at 13:38

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howdidyougetthatjob:

Kerry OrraInside Sales Representative at Groupon
“I make people buy coupons.”
Kerry Orra wasn’t attracted to it company Groupon for the deals or the baller Chicago office. After realizing the retail merchandising biz wasn’t for her, Kerry decided to give inside sales a shot when she discovered she could “be a chatty Kathy everyday and get paid for it.” Now she works with select merchants in the Midwest and convinces them to offer mad discounts to the public. After she does her thang, the Groupon copywriters work their infamous, hilarious magic and boom, you just got yourself a 50% off coupon for that massage you’ve been meaning to book for the last six months. It’s the Lord’s work, if you ask me.

My favorite hobby is back! How Did You Get That Job? has some really coolio people coming up. Today: My GF Kerry who works at Groupon in Chicago. 
Do you have a rad job you want to tell the Internet about? Hit me up: nicolerjames@gmail.com

howdidyougetthatjob:

Kerry Orra
Inside Sales Representative at Groupon

“I make people buy coupons.”

Kerry Orra wasn’t attracted to it company Groupon for the deals or the baller Chicago officeAfter realizing the retail merchandising biz wasn’t for her, Kerry decided to give inside sales a shot when she discovered she could “be a chatty Kathy everyday and get paid for it.” Now she works with select merchants in the Midwest and convinces them to offer mad discounts to the public. After she does her thang, the Groupon copywriters work their infamous, hilarious magic and boom, you just got yourself a 50% off coupon for that massage you’ve been meaning to book for the last six months. It’s the Lord’s work, if you ask me.

My favorite hobby is back! How Did You Get That Job? has some really coolio people coming up. Today: My GF Kerry who works at Groupon in Chicago. 

Do you have a rad job you want to tell the Internet about? Hit me up: nicolerjames@gmail.com

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Wednesday May 15, 2013 at 9:36

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Nicole Richie has this new web series on AOL, all of which sounds like nothing I’d be interested in. But it’s hilarious! I like her!

Monday May 13, 2013 at 23:44

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theniftyfifties:

Teenagers’ queue at a ticket window in West Hartford, Connecticut, 1954. Photo by Yale Joel.

theniftyfifties:

Teenagers’ queue at a ticket window in West Hartford, Connecticut, 1954. Photo by Yale Joel.

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Thursday May 09, 2013 at 23:53

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I’m totally not as scared or horrible at this as I used to be!

Wednesday May 08, 2013 at 11:47

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If you have 10 minutes…

Tuesday May 07, 2013 at 19:37

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A cautionary tale

I walked down the stairs to the subway platform and saw a man with no hands with a sign around his neck asking for money. I walked past him, opened my wallet, took out a dollar and walked back to give it to him.

As I walked back, I was struck with panic. “Oh my God, how is he going to grab the dollar?” And I almost turned back the other way because moments of social awkwardness make me cringe that much. That I would contemplate reneging my dollar to the handless guy.

Then I noticed that he had a backpack around his neck under the sign with enough of it unzipped so I could slip the dollar in there. Phew.

I began to put the dollar in the unzipped backpack and the guy opened his mouth. So I thought he wanted me to put the dollar in his mouth. Does he eat it? Is this a magic trick? I don’t know, I didn’t read the sign. This was getting so complicated.

I’m pretty sure the guy was just opening his mouth to thank me. And I would have known for sure if I had my music off and my headphones out of my ears. But I didn’t bother turning my music off. Wouldn’t want to miss a second of the Rihanna “Pour It Up” remix (for the seventh time in a row).

I know we’ve become the “look down society,” as we’re never paying attention to anything other than the little computers we carry with us at all times. But I’ve become so accustomed to completely disengaging from every human I encounter in public every day that I almost put a dollar in a handless beggar’s mouth.

Save yourselves. I’m a goner.

Monday May 06, 2013 at 16:50

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I’m 30 today and really happy to be here. :D

I’m 30 today and really happy to be here. :D

Friday May 03, 2013 at 13:50

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Enough with the themed selfies already—you’re taking a picture of your face because you like your face and you want to know if other people like your face. Ain’t no shame, my sisters. 

Your “just drank some milk” or “thinking about tacos” caption is just a substitute for “Check out these genes.” You’re allowed! Stop masking it.

Thursday May 02, 2013 at 16:17

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My BF is a Senior Writer at MTV News. They run this Musical March Madness competition every year where fans get to vote for their favorite musician(s) via brackets a la college basketball’s March Madness.
Ed Sheeran won this year, and my BF got to pick out which trophy (from a generic trophy website) he should get. They engraved it and shipped it off, and then Ed Sheeran Instagrammed it. 
This trophy. 

My BF is a Senior Writer at MTV News. They run this Musical March Madness competition every year where fans get to vote for their favorite musician(s) via brackets a la college basketball’s March Madness.

Ed Sheeran won this year, and my BF got to pick out which trophy (from a generic trophy website) he should get. They engraved it and shipped it off, and then Ed Sheeran Instagrammed it. 

This trophy. 

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Wednesday May 01, 2013 at 17:53

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We are all humans.

We are all humans.

Wednesday May 01, 2013 at 13:02

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“I’m the best, read my blog, I’m so funny, I should be famous/I’m alone on another Friday night with wine and box mac and cheese LOL get in line fellas [seriously cries]”

— Everyone

Monday April 29, 2013 at 15:52

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When my BF says I’m pretty or cute or beautiful like every other day:

When someone I rarely talk to or a complete stranger or someone I actively despise tells me the same thing:

Monday April 29, 2013 at 14:15

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(Source: Spotify)

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